nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
Enter Shikari - Warm Smiles They Do Not Make You Welcome Here
my friend josh and I made this in classics. feel free to make suggestions :)
Zeus, King of the Gods: Roger Waters
Hera, Goddess of marriage: John Paul Jones
Hestia, Goddess of virginity: Josh and Lisa
Hades, King of the underworld: Ozzy Osbourne
Demeter, Goddess of nature: George Harrison
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

